Terrible Thames

  • 45mins
Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the TERRIBLE THAMES at Tower Bridge Quay!


After two terrific years, we’re sailing into 2023! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world! Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!


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What is Terrible Thames about?

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

Ticket Information

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Cast & Creatives

Terry Deary (Writer), Neal Foster (Writer and Director), Jackie Trousdale (Design), Matthew Scott (Music), Nick Sagar (Music), Kenn Oldfield (Choreography).


Booking Period

23 Mar - 2 Jun 2024

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