Adult panto BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A HORNY LOVE STORY is coming to Charing Cross Theatre for a limited run this Christmas!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told.
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” – Guardian; “wonderful” – Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun – just NOT for all the family.
Book your BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A HORNY LOVE STORY theatre tickets with LOVEtheatre today!
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that’s just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it’s not just the tension that rises…
Tickets are currently available for this show for performances from 21 November 2025 – 11 January 2026
Age Guidance: STRICTLY 18+
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Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper (Writers), Jon Bradfield (Music), Andrew Beckett (Director), Oli Sones (Producer)
Matthew Baldwin
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