Privates On Parade
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Privates On Parade Tickets

  • “Come see the privates on parade
    You’ll say: how proudly they’re displayed”

    Private Steven Flowers is posted to the Song and Dance Unit in South East Asia where serving under the flamboyant Captain Terri Dennis he discovers it takes more than just a uniform to become a man.

    Simon Russell Beale plays the cross-dressing Captain Dennis whose performances of Marlene Dietrich, Vera Lynn and Carmen Miranda form the centrepiece of Peter Nichols‘ award-winning comedy set against the murderous backdrop of the Malaysian campaign at the end of the Second World War.

    Written by Peter Nichols
    Music By Denis King
    Director Michael Grandage
    Set and Costume Designer Christopher Oram
    Lighting Designer Paule Constable
    Choreographer Ben Wright
    Sound Designers Nick Lidster & Terry Jardine (for Autograph)

    This show is part of the Michael Grandage Company season at the Noel Coward Theatre. To see more shows in this series click here.  

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  • Noel Coward Theatre

    St Martins Lane,
    WC2N 4AU

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    ‘An irresistible star performance from Simon Russell Beale’


    ‘Michael Grandage could hardly have made a better start to his five-show West End season’


    ‘Riotous fun’


    ‘Simon Russell Beale is monumentally fabulous’